The Poop Report bills itself as "your #1 source for your #2 business." And its Stories about Poop section is pretty much what you'd expect: stories about poop. The only problem is you can't read 'em in the bathroom. But they've taken care of that, too, with the Journal of Ass Production, a new print zine. If pooping is your thing, they've got you covered. [via MeFi]