Joshua Tree Blooms
You can't listen to just any music in the desert. You need music to think by.
I was just passing through, but all that changed the night I got a flat tire.
On the nights I spend alone, I sleep with the telephone near my head, just in case.
I Like to Travel
People who like to travel love to play the wanderer, visitor, and even the victim.
Letterman on Acid
My mind and body were beginning to separate. In fact, my mind seemed to have a mind of its own.
I can still hear the sound of her idle – a sexy rumble like a mischievous cat.
Late one night I went home, crept into the bathroom, and did something violent.
I decided, then I was only twelve, that being Jewish sucked.
Everyone came to get naked, immortalized with our clothes off.
By the time I hadn't slept with Judas, I knew it was time to do something drastic.
Two friends became infected. One was an ex-lover. I started getting nervous.
I couldn't wait to see them brown and dry on the sidewalks. I was that way about Christmas.
When you're a fiend, time is only a collection of numbers. That time is lost.
Our Lady of Sorrows
Sometimes it's not the quality of the disasters that counts, it's the quantity.
The people here are as hidden as snow-obstructed houses.
How I started. What it was like. How I quit.
Home for the Holidays
In one week, I'll be back in the room I grew up in. I hate that room.
In memory of the long-playing, black vinyl, single-grooved record album.
The Perfect Cup of Coffee
Coffee is a lifestyle so omnipresent that we don't even notice that people who drink the stuff are weird.
The Big Three-Oh
Never trust any-one over thirty. Even if that includes yourself.