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Rule 3: The boss will always have a son. The son will have no direction in life (thus he works for his father). The son's duties will include wrecking a car or getting arrested at least once during the course of the job. Bronco was not a Rhodes scholar, but compared to others he was a fine example of humanity. Tall, blond crew cut, always looked vaguely confused, but harmless. Unlike the others. Rule 4: There will always be present one Big Scary Guy who just got out of prison. Angel was a gigantic Mexican ex-con. He must have been at least six foot three, 240 pounds. Rule 5: The aforementioned Big Scary Guy will take it as a personal insult whenever any member of the crew is not working to his standards. Rule number five particularly applied to me. I got to move roof trusses in the mud with Angel. It was the hardest work I have ever done in my life. As I slogged through the muck, panting my mantra ("lift with the legs, not the back") I remembered rule number six. Rule 6: It will be considered treason and moral weakness on any job site to have concern for one's health. I felt I was on the edge of either passing out or suffering permanent spinal damage. Angel was watching me, like he was pondering something. "Hey. We grab two on this next load, uh?" >>> |