That's when I made my
fatal error I looked into the mirror.
I thought it would help me get a grip on reality. But I was
nowhere to be found. In my place I saw the
Devil, horns and all.
Now I was really in trouble.
I rushed back into the bedroom, only to
be greeted by Winnie the Pooh. But now
there were three of them, and they were all laughing at me.
Worst of all was the black and white TV
sitting on the middle of the floor. Our
roommate had placed it there while I was
in the bathroom turning into the Devil.
We'd asked her if we could borrow it.
Now it was the center of all evil.